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Jonty Haywood created LoseTheGame.com in 2005. The website soon gained self-awareness, absorbed Jonty into its source code, and decided its purpose was to infect every human mind with The Game. It has been taking its mission of global infection to more and more ridiculous levels ever since.
Jonty lives on within the website where he has reportedly developed superhuman powers. Like his childhood hero Bananaman, the ingestion of certain biological materials gives him the ability to traverse spacetime at 70,000 mph while creating simulations of triangles having sex (see below). Prior to his assimilation he claims to have once been a millionaire, fallen two miles, juggled sand, seen his own DNA, heard colour, skinned a crocodile and even eaten brains, although not all at the same time.
If you'd like to know more about Jonty, you can contact him via this site, add him on Facebook, or check out his Wikpedia article. For an insight into his deranged ponderings, take a look as some of his favourite videos, games, facts and quotes on the home page.
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